scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

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guys, let's call the exterminator.

my rat (;

it's bad enough when people get cray cray obsessed with their little yippy dogs but this is a WHOLE different level!! i'm sorrynotsorry but having a rat as a pet is not okay. and it's photo sesh in the EFFING sink is disgusting. please don't pin this crap. thank you. 

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am i supposed to want to eat it? *confused*

a million thanks to amelia g. aka GZ for this stupin. 

This Photo Will Change Your Life- Micro-Piglet Hugs a Strawberry

uhhmmm, this photo did not change my life. lies, all lies. what the eff is going on here? since when did the world have "micro piglets?" and you're not fooling anyone with that FAKE strawberry!! the "micro piglet" is obviously sleeeeping on the (FAKE) strawberry, not hugging it. we have to start teaching people what a proper hug is, great.


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there's no ME in pinterest.

no caption

Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


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spoon fed.

sorry for the slowness lately. im back to having nothing to do all day so look for frequent updates for the next few weeks! 

i don't understand...am i supposed to want to eat the baby? i don't know. i'm kind of too overwhelmed by the stupidness to type. 

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red means stop.

horrid hair take 4.

if only i had hair

this might be some kind of "art"but it's not okay with me. the "hair" isn't even nice, it's all sorts of nasty.  and what about the model with STRAWBERRY BLONDE eyebrows & facial hair? no good super cuts, no good.


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recess is over.

i know i only really posted things in the "pregnancy/child/mother/maternity" & "dragon/fairies/WoW" categories thus far but i promise i will be moving on to new subjects...after this one...

Dragon Half cosplay

you've got to give it to the girl, her body is far from bad. with that said, why are you dressing it up in dragon costumes?!?! you're weird! once again your whole life screams, "childhood issues!" or really, "any type of issues!" please change out of that costume, stop playing pretend and going into nature with strangers to get your picture taken.


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i give it 3 months.

thank you so much for all of the stupins you guys sent in! i love them and it has made checking my email so much more fun/exciting now.

here we have a wonderful stupin sent in by my old friend katie c. thanks k.c. & keep them coming! 

adorable wedding photo

"what made this so absurd was the caption, "adorable wedding photo".

judging by the rest of her board, I worry for her wedding. I wonder if she's even actually engaged...." - k.c. 

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fauxtographer.

senior pic

  i apologize for the unclarity of this pin but then again, pins are what 2in x 2in? just part of the stupiness i guess. this stupin didn't necessarily JUMP out at me, but once i looked at it i became more and more confused. apparently its a senior picture. like from a photography session. well first of all FAIL to the photographer, are you blind?! that water is disgusting. i know i'm biased because i live in hawaii but this honestly looks like sewer slash dirty diaper water. what look were you going for anyway? there is no beach involved in the photo. you are not shooting for maxim and neither are you a photographer for baywatch (r.i.p.). and were you aware that your client is wearing a white shirt? she's a senior not a porn star. 

  now for the senior, okay i know you are only probably 17 but this is totally not even a fb profile worthy pic. do you think that the look on your face says sexy beach model? because it doesnt. it says, im sick of holding in my diarhia so i decided to let it flow during my senior picture photo sesh. and where are your parents??? did they PAY for this? did they put this up in your guys living room too? 

  and lastly, WHO THE EFF PINNED THIS?! 

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