sorry i'm a vegetarian, i don't eat kitty.

sorry for the delay, i've got some baby mama drama goin on (...or lots of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman on my DVR) but i'm coming back with hello kitty stupin TRES!

okay, okay i'm no "foodie" (whatever the hell that means) but this looks like sushi to me. more like wanna be sushi, cause there's nothing but rice in there. i don't know, i could be 100% wrong. i'm no asian but who would want to spend that much time making this intricate rice roll of some sort just so they could say they ATE hello kitty? and above all questions, why has it been PINNED so many times?


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bacon awareness.

this is going to be the start of a series called "stupid tattoo pins" (just fyi)

i am not ashamed to admit that i really do love bacon. like a lot. i had a phase back in 2008/9 where i ate it like at least once a week. i even have a bacon band aid tin wallet. (no, but for realZ). so i UNDERSTAND the love of bacon.

i also am not ashamed to admit that i don't hate tattoos. Miami Ink, L.A. Ink, N.Y. Ink, you name it, i've watched it.

but i do not think that bacon + tattoos = a good idea. i mean really what are you trying to say here? and most importantly, why the hell did you pin it?! okay. that's all i got.


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i don't need the recipe.

this is a whole other level of cannibalism. 

...and just to clarify, a bacon diaper is NEVER okay.

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peel it off.

gracias to one of my best friend stacy l. for sending in this stupin, sorry its been awhile since you sent it to me. i've just had to have a few weeks to wrap my brain around the stupidness. thanks sugar!

so cute

"i find it wildly inappropriate to put fruit in compromising positions and call it 'cute'....."




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spoon fed.

sorry for the slowness lately. im back to having nothing to do all day so look for frequent updates for the next few weeks! 

i don't understand...am i supposed to want to eat the baby? i don't know. i'm kind of too overwhelmed by the stupidness to type. 

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can you please pass the canned chicken?

thank you again samantha o. for sending this stupin in!

well, that's just nasty

Happy Belated Easters!!
hope your holiday was a bit better than this "fully cooked homestyle goodness."



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call me romantic but here's a dessert in the shape of one my internal organs.

heart gelatin mold 

i've been waiting for a good time to post this gem. it reminds me of the "bothered" videos jimmy fallon does while impersonating robert pattinson*. especially the valentines day one. he says something to the effect of, "showing pictures of your internal organs to each other? is that supposed to be romantic??!" you probably have to see it for it to be funny but whatever, i like it. 

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*i tried to find the video to share will everyone (since it's such a goodie) but for some reason i couldn't find it. if you need something to do i encourage googling it & maybe you'll have more luck than i did.