scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

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slipper sweepers.

thank you samantha o. for your glorious stupins! always appreciated :)

ridiculous

i know when i get tired but have to sweep the floor i look around for my sweeping slippers since they work SO well...oh wait, no i don't! i like that shade of green but really this is the dumbest thing ever. let me hot glue gun on a mini broom & dust pan and pretend that its awesome. but really, please don't. 

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three times and still no charm.

when i started this blog i instantly had two supporters. the first was my cousin ashley k. and the other was her {dentist} boss slash friend amy g. (aka GZ). and boy has GZ sent in some gooooooood ones. besides being freaking hilarious she has sent in some GEMS for our viewing pleasure. thanks for the triple threat GZ. you da bomb! (as my mom would say.)

round 1.

Baby Girl's Bunny Hat and Diaper Cover Set by FoxyLittleThing, $28.00

"If you put this shit on your kid...I will stab both you and your baby.  Who the hell makes this crap and who the heck buys it?" - g.z. 

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round 2.

umbilical cord iphone charger

"This is not okay." - g.z.


all i have to say is that i think this pin should have a "parental advisory" sticker on it.

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round 3.

unicorn

bff to the dragon people are the unicorn people.
#menicetosociety

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home ec.

Black Dragon HAED #crossstich

   before i get started, let's first talk about the caption. HAED? what the? is that like nerdy gamer code for something? oh wait, i just googled it. it means it's from the website www.heavenandearthdesigns.com where they not only have this pattern you can buy to cross stitch but HUNDREDS more just like it! wait, what? cross stitch?! princess & fairies & dragons?! i know crocheting is super trendy right now but cross stitching is a whole other level of crazy. and cross stitching a freaking dragon is almost unspeakable. if you cross stitch dragons please never introduce yourself to me. whhhhhy would you ever pin such a thing? you want people to KNOW you do this crap? well obviously you are more delusional than salvageable because that means not only you don't care that people know but that you want to connect with others who do the same scary things in their spare time. i'm almost as unsupportive of this as i am World of Warcraft (WoW). i do not care how offensive i am for saying this; dragons are socially not acceptable. and if you own a dragon shirt, you should burn it, please and thank you. 

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STUPIN