there's no ME in pinterest.

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Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


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three times and still no charm.

when i started this blog i instantly had two supporters. the first was my cousin ashley k. and the other was her {dentist} boss slash friend amy g. (aka GZ). and boy has GZ sent in some gooooooood ones. besides being freaking hilarious she has sent in some GEMS for our viewing pleasure. thanks for the triple threat GZ. you da bomb! (as my mom would say.)

round 1.

Baby Girl's Bunny Hat and Diaper Cover Set by FoxyLittleThing, $28.00

"If you put this shit on your kid...I will stab both you and your baby.  Who the hell makes this crap and who the heck buys it?" - g.z. 

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round 2.

umbilical cord iphone charger

"This is not okay." - g.z.


all i have to say is that i think this pin should have a "parental advisory" sticker on it.

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round 3.

unicorn

bff to the dragon people are the unicorn people.
#menicetosociety

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the beginning of the catz.

comic sans cat

can we please talk about the internetz love for cats? i'm so corn-fused by it. old single ladies love cats, the internetz does not have to. 

my view on cats:

.kittens are super cute

.im allergic to cats

.i love animals

so it's not that i'm against cats. i just think that the internetz with cats saying retarded stuff is retarded. 

this stupin for instance, is completely useless. really? you attach a picture of a photoshopped cat & put it with a font and it's supposed to be funny and entertaining? no! its not! 

we all have different senses of humor so i am aware that not 100% of people will be in agreeance but i think pins with cats trying to be funny on them are stupid. so this is the first of probably many cat stupins...or catz stupins. because apparently everything is funnier with a "z" on the end of it. (ex: internetz)

how do you feel about the catz?

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road kill.

Sgt. Squirrel

some people just like the stupidest stuff. 

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home ec.

Black Dragon HAED #crossstich

   before i get started, let's first talk about the caption. HAED? what the? is that like nerdy gamer code for something? oh wait, i just googled it. it means it's from the website www.heavenandearthdesigns.com where they not only have this pattern you can buy to cross stitch but HUNDREDS more just like it! wait, what? cross stitch?! princess & fairies & dragons?! i know crocheting is super trendy right now but cross stitching is a whole other level of crazy. and cross stitching a freaking dragon is almost unspeakable. if you cross stitch dragons please never introduce yourself to me. whhhhhy would you ever pin such a thing? you want people to KNOW you do this crap? well obviously you are more delusional than salvageable because that means not only you don't care that people know but that you want to connect with others who do the same scary things in their spare time. i'm almost as unsupportive of this as i am World of Warcraft (WoW). i do not care how offensive i am for saying this; dragons are socially not acceptable. and if you own a dragon shirt, you should burn it, please and thank you. 

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