scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

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i don't need the recipe.

this is a whole other level of cannibalism. 

...and just to clarify, a bacon diaper is NEVER okay.

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there's no ME in pinterest.

no caption

Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


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spoon fed.

sorry for the slowness lately. im back to having nothing to do all day so look for frequent updates for the next few weeks! 

i don't understand...am i supposed to want to eat the baby? i don't know. i'm kind of too overwhelmed by the stupidness to type. 

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rub my head for good luck.

sorry for the slowness here. school, work, boys & friends took up my time this week.

during the next few weeks i will be highlighting horrid hair stupins (get it, highlighting...hahaha). horrid hair you ask? well yes, there is a surprising amount on pinterest. and here is our first feature:

thank you to an anonymous contributor for sending this stupin in through my spectacular friend tatiana l. i know i am a day late but i was busy trying to get my hair to look perfectly like this for my st. patricks day party...NOT! 

okay, what the eff? ITS NOT EVEN A FOUR LEAF CLOVER!!! its not good luck, its just plain stupid.


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take your "art" somewhere else please.

so i know this is from awkward family photos, but i thought it deserved a post. especially since someone had the audacity to pin it.



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i wouldn't wear it for free.

when katie c. sent this to me i literally exclaimed out loud, "oh my!" thank you k.c. you made my day.

$79.99  Peekaru

80 bucks?!?!??!


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save a horse, ride a...NO THANK YOU!

continuing on our mother/child/pregnancy wrongness theme, rachel a. sent in this popular stupin...thank you rach!

boots+babies+cowboy hats+baby bums = perfect

"?!?!  Those would be some chapped cowboy legs." - r.a.

this pin according to me:

boots+babies+cowboy hats+baby bums = stupid. 

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and you thought trolls were scary?

loved these

you loved them?? WTF are they? they are scary is what they are. creeeeeeepyyyyyy! why would you pin such a freakish thing?

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three times and still no charm.

when i started this blog i instantly had two supporters. the first was my cousin ashley k. and the other was her {dentist} boss slash friend amy g. (aka GZ). and boy has GZ sent in some gooooooood ones. besides being freaking hilarious she has sent in some GEMS for our viewing pleasure. thanks for the triple threat GZ. you da bomb! (as my mom would say.)

round 1.

Baby Girl's Bunny Hat and Diaper Cover Set by FoxyLittleThing, $28.00

"If you put this shit on your kid...I will stab both you and your baby.  Who the hell makes this crap and who the heck buys it?" - g.z. 

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round 2.

umbilical cord iphone charger

"This is not okay." - g.z.


all i have to say is that i think this pin should have a "parental advisory" sticker on it.

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round 3.

unicorn

bff to the dragon people are the unicorn people.
#menicetosociety

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i have no words.

i know i don't like kids.
but WTF is this?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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