scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

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364.

cute

don't get me wrong. christmas time is VERY romantic. it's cold, there's fires & presents involved. it's totally a time for love. but having sex on christmas is not on my "things to do before i die" list. mostly because umm, hello! christmas is about JESUS! & thinking about having sex with someone & jesus in the same thought = totally awk. who puts these list together anyway? i don't care if you're christian or not. christmas comes from celebrating the birth of christ. & even if you just celebrate it the santa way, that's still ew. he might have a beard, but ol' st. nick & his elves don't really "get me going." why do people not THINK before they post things things?!

great, now i just want it to be christmas.


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guys, let's call the exterminator.

my rat (;

it's bad enough when people get cray cray obsessed with their little yippy dogs but this is a WHOLE different level!! i'm sorrynotsorry but having a rat as a pet is not okay. and it's photo sesh in the EFFING sink is disgusting. please don't pin this crap. thank you. 

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am i supposed to want to eat it? *confused*

a million thanks to amelia g. aka GZ for this stupin. 

This Photo Will Change Your Life- Micro-Piglet Hugs a Strawberry

uhhmmm, this photo did not change my life. lies, all lies. what the eff is going on here? since when did the world have "micro piglets?" and you're not fooling anyone with that FAKE strawberry!! the "micro piglet" is obviously sleeeeping on the (FAKE) strawberry, not hugging it. we have to start teaching people what a proper hug is, great.


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and you thought the rat tail was bad??

it's time to start updating stupin again. (aka i've run out of dr. quinn, medicine woman episodes to watch.)

this is awesome.

no. 

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creeper is nerrrr in style.

Made in 1979.

clowns are creepy. no matter if it is 1979 or 2033, clowns are creepy. people who like clowns are creepy. movies about clowns are creepy (It). & mugs in the shape of clowns are especially creepy. the only acceptable place for this mug is no where! & certainly NOT pinterest.

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sorry i'm a vegetarian, i don't eat kitty.

sorry for the delay, i've got some baby mama drama goin on (...or lots of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman on my DVR) but i'm coming back with hello kitty stupin TRES!

okay, okay i'm no "foodie" (whatever the hell that means) but this looks like sushi to me. more like wanna be sushi, cause there's nothing but rice in there. i don't know, i could be 100% wrong. i'm no asian but who would want to spend that much time making this intricate rice roll of some sort just so they could say they ATE hello kitty? and above all questions, why has it been PINNED so many times?


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bacon awareness.

this is going to be the start of a series called "stupid tattoo pins" (just fyi)

i am not ashamed to admit that i really do love bacon. like a lot. i had a phase back in 2008/9 where i ate it like at least once a week. i even have a bacon band aid tin wallet. (no, but for realZ). so i UNDERSTAND the love of bacon.

i also am not ashamed to admit that i don't hate tattoos. Miami Ink, L.A. Ink, N.Y. Ink, you name it, i've watched it.

but i do not think that bacon + tattoos = a good idea. i mean really what are you trying to say here? and most importantly, why the hell did you pin it?! okay. that's all i got.


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your butt crack is untied...

Chemin de Fer jeans. I liked the button ups that didn't button at the top

1. i don't understand your caption

b. this jeans are the most unattractive pair of pants i've ever seen

3. yes, i do know that i switched from a number to a letter to a number, it's funny. laugh. 

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i don't need the recipe.

this is a whole other level of cannibalism. 

...and just to clarify, a bacon diaper is NEVER okay.

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Penis Advisory.

PARENTAL ADVISORY!

(it's not THAT bad but i wouldn't want to answer the questions children would be asking about this stupin) 

speechless. in the bad way.


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there's no ME in pinterest.

no caption

Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


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Fly Away, Kitty.

Eva hello kitty flight, can't wait to travel with it ;)

i know people love hello kitty n stuff but it's starting to get out of hand... example 2. like really, not only do i only fly in my private jumbo jet, i have to fly in my hello kitty private jumbo jet complete with hello kitty luggage cart car thing for all my hello kitty luggage. i don't know how asians make enough money to have all this stuff, but they need to tell me their business secrets.


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forget me nots.

stacy l. has done it again, she has sent in another amazing stupin, thanks grrrrl.

bouquet picture idea

"that is just a picture of a bouquet. it is not anything special. are you really concerned, "crap! what if it is my wedding day and i forget to tell my photographer, 'be sure to take a picture of just my bouquet at an obscure angle!!!!' that would just DESTROY my perfect day!!!"???"




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slipper sweepers.

thank you samantha o. for your glorious stupins! always appreciated :)

ridiculous

i know when i get tired but have to sweep the floor i look around for my sweeping slippers since they work SO well...oh wait, no i don't! i like that shade of green but really this is the dumbest thing ever. let me hot glue gun on a mini broom & dust pan and pretend that its awesome. but really, please don't. 

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peel it off.

gracias to one of my best friend stacy l. for sending in this stupin, sorry its been awhile since you sent it to me. i've just had to have a few weeks to wrap my brain around the stupidness. thanks sugar!

so cute

"i find it wildly inappropriate to put fruit in compromising positions and call it 'cute'....."




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button on up.

okay, okay i know there is no picture & a lot of words on this post but just read through. you'll be alright.


LOOK! i made a button! (over there -> & \/ )  no, its not something i found on pinterest. its something for YOUR blog!

[how to:] copy the html code under the "stupin where pins meet stupid" box. then go to your blog. add an html/code gadget and paste that sucker right on in there. it's really not hard, even a stupinner could do it. and it lets all your friends know that you are cool & read stupin!

come on, you know you want to. so do it. & tell you friends.

AND look at my friends' buttons i already have on there!

What I Wore Wednesday (aka sam & charlie) is samantha o.'s blog where she posts about her cute hair dresser life with adorable husband charlie & what she wears on wednesdays.

The Ista Diaries is a fashion/lifestyle blog by sarah steffen runyon that i found through a mutual friend. she's just getting started and posts the BEST things, so help me help her, read her blog & post her button too!



*p.s. thanks to Oikology 101 for teaching me how to make my own button. if you are looking for a way to make a button for your blog go check this website out. i'll be putting up her button for awhile to say thanks & because she's not stupid, she's oh so very smart.

spoon fed.

sorry for the slowness lately. im back to having nothing to do all day so look for frequent updates for the next few weeks! 

i don't understand...am i supposed to want to eat the baby? i don't know. i'm kind of too overwhelmed by the stupidness to type. 

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good bye kitty.

i have many MANY hello kitty stupins but this one is just upsetting.

and not to be racist but how much do you want to bet that there is an asian in there?



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can you please pass the canned chicken?

thank you again samantha o. for sending this stupin in!

well, that's just nasty

Happy Belated Easters!!
hope your holiday was a bit better than this "fully cooked homestyle goodness."



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