scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

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364.

cute

don't get me wrong. christmas time is VERY romantic. it's cold, there's fires & presents involved. it's totally a time for love. but having sex on christmas is not on my "things to do before i die" list. mostly because umm, hello! christmas is about JESUS! & thinking about having sex with someone & jesus in the same thought = totally awk. who puts these list together anyway? i don't care if you're christian or not. christmas comes from celebrating the birth of christ. & even if you just celebrate it the santa way, that's still ew. he might have a beard, but ol' st. nick & his elves don't really "get me going." why do people not THINK before they post things things?!

great, now i just want it to be christmas.


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guys, let's call the exterminator.

my rat (;

it's bad enough when people get cray cray obsessed with their little yippy dogs but this is a WHOLE different level!! i'm sorrynotsorry but having a rat as a pet is not okay. and it's photo sesh in the EFFING sink is disgusting. please don't pin this crap. thank you. 

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am i supposed to want to eat it? *confused*

a million thanks to amelia g. aka GZ for this stupin. 

This Photo Will Change Your Life- Micro-Piglet Hugs a Strawberry

uhhmmm, this photo did not change my life. lies, all lies. what the eff is going on here? since when did the world have "micro piglets?" and you're not fooling anyone with that FAKE strawberry!! the "micro piglet" is obviously sleeeeping on the (FAKE) strawberry, not hugging it. we have to start teaching people what a proper hug is, great.


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and you thought the rat tail was bad??

it's time to start updating stupin again. (aka i've run out of dr. quinn, medicine woman episodes to watch.)

this is awesome.

no. 

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creeper is nerrrr in style.

Made in 1979.

clowns are creepy. no matter if it is 1979 or 2033, clowns are creepy. people who like clowns are creepy. movies about clowns are creepy (It). & mugs in the shape of clowns are especially creepy. the only acceptable place for this mug is no where! & certainly NOT pinterest.

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sorry i'm a vegetarian, i don't eat kitty.

sorry for the delay, i've got some baby mama drama goin on (...or lots of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman on my DVR) but i'm coming back with hello kitty stupin TRES!

okay, okay i'm no "foodie" (whatever the hell that means) but this looks like sushi to me. more like wanna be sushi, cause there's nothing but rice in there. i don't know, i could be 100% wrong. i'm no asian but who would want to spend that much time making this intricate rice roll of some sort just so they could say they ATE hello kitty? and above all questions, why has it been PINNED so many times?


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