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Black Dragon HAED #crossstich

   before i get started, let's first talk about the caption. HAED? what the? is that like nerdy gamer code for something? oh wait, i just googled it. it means it's from the website www.heavenandearthdesigns.com where they not only have this pattern you can buy to cross stitch but HUNDREDS more just like it! wait, what? cross stitch?! princess & fairies & dragons?! i know crocheting is super trendy right now but cross stitching is a whole other level of crazy. and cross stitching a freaking dragon is almost unspeakable. if you cross stitch dragons please never introduce yourself to me. whhhhhy would you ever pin such a thing? you want people to KNOW you do this crap? well obviously you are more delusional than salvageable because that means not only you don't care that people know but that you want to connect with others who do the same scary things in their spare time. i'm almost as unsupportive of this as i am World of Warcraft (WoW). i do not care how offensive i am for saying this; dragons are socially not acceptable. and if you own a dragon shirt, you should burn it, please and thank you. 

this pin has been officially classified as a...

STUPIN