run, the japs are coming.

japanese smile line face belt

i refuse to be called racist when the japanese are clearly asking for it. wtf is this?! the people of your country are so miserable you have to put this torture device on them to teach them how to smile?! and why is she in the bath with it on? are you supposed to wear it while getting ready and then it claims to last "all day long" or something? and what is with the felt and the two different colors? i guess the only thing that we can be thankful for here is that there are breathing holes near the mouth. hopefully the ventilation helps them smile a little bigger...or at least just at all. 

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STUPIN

three times and still no charm.

when i started this blog i instantly had two supporters. the first was my cousin ashley k. and the other was her {dentist} boss slash friend amy g. (aka GZ). and boy has GZ sent in some gooooooood ones. besides being freaking hilarious she has sent in some GEMS for our viewing pleasure. thanks for the triple threat GZ. you da bomb! (as my mom would say.)

round 1.

Baby Girl's Bunny Hat and Diaper Cover Set by FoxyLittleThing, $28.00

"If you put this shit on your kid...I will stab both you and your baby.  Who the hell makes this crap and who the heck buys it?" - g.z. 

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STUPIN

round 2.

umbilical cord iphone charger

"This is not okay." - g.z.


all i have to say is that i think this pin should have a "parental advisory" sticker on it.

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STUPIN 

round 3.

unicorn

bff to the dragon people are the unicorn people.
#menicetosociety

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STUPIN

it's hard to even look at.

way to go to Michelle W. on this winning stupin! it's one of the worst i have seen yet. thanks for your send in, this one will not go unclassified! 

makes me want to photograph a home birth again... or even HAVE a home birth again. love this!

"my response: i know why you didn't take pictures of your first home birth. because no one displays pictures of their shameless lady parts unless they were paid or drugged into doing so. "sweety, where should we hang this picture of my shameless, birthing lady parts? near the dinner table or over the fireplace? it would make dinner parties incredibly awkward." what makes this weirder is (1) the mysterious set of arms touching the woman in really uncomfortable ways and (2) imagining this woman going to a store to pick out the bra she should wear for the shoot. "should i get the one that matches the inflatable pool?" also, why is her husband naked? maybe it keeps him from having to find a shirt? a tank top? a polo? whatever you wear to this kind of thing, that'll match her blue lace bra." - m.w. 

(get the whole, nasty post here: http://blueberryskyphotography.com/when-words-arent-enough/?awesm=fbshare.me_APjlL )

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just say no.

my {beautiful} sister M & i are very different in many ways but our opinions completely agree on this stupin. thanks sister!

elegant

"I'm starting to get super sick of Pinterest. I still like pinning the things I see when I read blogs, but I can barely stand to look at what other people have pinned. Most of it is so stupid." - m.s. 

everyone has their own views but i vote no against this paper mache pregnant nasty things, naked pregnancy pictures & basically almost everything in that cateragory. say what you will, but this mother is STUPID!

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STUPIN

get your front & rear end outta here!

front end replacement

this is not craigslist!!! what car does this even go to? why would anyone care??! why are you pinning it?! i'm speechless...

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STUPIN

kate moss. world's worst role model.

GUEST POST! GUEST POST! GUEST POST! Thank you Rachel A. for sending in this stupin! Not only can pins be stupid, but they can really piss us off like this one to R.A.

Anorexic mind #nothing#tastes #as#good#as#skinny#feels

"I dont know if this one counts because it is offensive, not funny exactly, but i DESPISE all the freaking stupid quotes out there about being anorexic. there was a particularly offensive one going around for a while, but i think it might be gone into the pinterest horizon, but this one is pretty bad too.

good job, online time wasters.  way to make people with a real disease sicker, and people without it think that it would be glamorous." - r.a. 


i understand the fact that dieting correctly does make you feel better about your body but of course that involves actually eating. i do think that it is such a real problem with young girls and growing up in such a terrible mindset. anorexic girls are not cute, they're crazy! they don't eat! hopefully if anyone had the ridiculous idea to start being anorexic after seeing this pin their mind was quickly changed after seeing a pin of something delicious (all those s'more recipes really make my mouth water).

and whats with all the stupid hash tags in the caption? uuuuh fail!

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STUPIN

the beginning of the catz.

comic sans cat

can we please talk about the internetz love for cats? i'm so corn-fused by it. old single ladies love cats, the internetz does not have to. 

my view on cats:

.kittens are super cute

.im allergic to cats

.i love animals

so it's not that i'm against cats. i just think that the internetz with cats saying retarded stuff is retarded. 

this stupin for instance, is completely useless. really? you attach a picture of a photoshopped cat & put it with a font and it's supposed to be funny and entertaining? no! its not! 

we all have different senses of humor so i am aware that not 100% of people will be in agreeance but i think pins with cats trying to be funny on them are stupid. so this is the first of probably many cat stupins...or catz stupins. because apparently everything is funnier with a "z" on the end of it. (ex: internetz)

how do you feel about the catz?

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STUPIN

i give it 3 months.

thank you so much for all of the stupins you guys sent in! i love them and it has made checking my email so much more fun/exciting now.

here we have a wonderful stupin sent in by my old friend katie c. thanks k.c. & keep them coming! 

adorable wedding photo

"what made this so absurd was the caption, "adorable wedding photo".

judging by the rest of her board, I worry for her wedding. I wonder if she's even actually engaged...." - k.c. 

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STUPIN

road kill.

Sgt. Squirrel

some people just like the stupidest stuff. 

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STUPIN

fauxtographer.

senior pic

  i apologize for the unclarity of this pin but then again, pins are what 2in x 2in? just part of the stupiness i guess. this stupin didn't necessarily JUMP out at me, but once i looked at it i became more and more confused. apparently its a senior picture. like from a photography session. well first of all FAIL to the photographer, are you blind?! that water is disgusting. i know i'm biased because i live in hawaii but this honestly looks like sewer slash dirty diaper water. what look were you going for anyway? there is no beach involved in the photo. you are not shooting for maxim and neither are you a photographer for baywatch (r.i.p.). and were you aware that your client is wearing a white shirt? she's a senior not a porn star. 

  now for the senior, okay i know you are only probably 17 but this is totally not even a fb profile worthy pic. do you think that the look on your face says sexy beach model? because it doesnt. it says, im sick of holding in my diarhia so i decided to let it flow during my senior picture photo sesh. and where are your parents??? did they PAY for this? did they put this up in your guys living room too? 

  and lastly, WHO THE EFF PINNED THIS?! 

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STUPIN

it's called the mothers lounge.

thank you to everyone who has checked out my new blog. i will try to post something at least everyday so check back for the newest stupins! today we have a FEATURED GUEST post by the ever so witty (& beautiful) ashley k. thanks for contributin a.k.!!

Beautiful Breastfeeding

"Contrary to what the caption states. Your breast feeding is not beautiful. It's extremely uncomfortable for everyone around you. Please put your breast (and baby) away!"  




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STUPIN

i want why. oh. you. are. stupins.

have you been scrolling through a page on pinterest and literally stopped to think, "why the crap would someone ever pin that??! that's so stupid!" SEND IT TO ME!!! i find plenty of stupins while i pin all day long but i want stupins youuuuuuu find. i l<3ve contributors and we all know everyone wants to be loved!

to enter you stupin email me:

• an attached picture of the stupin
• the caption it had under it
• your thoughts/analysis of it

ellesteimle@gmail.com

home ec.

Black Dragon HAED #crossstich

   before i get started, let's first talk about the caption. HAED? what the? is that like nerdy gamer code for something? oh wait, i just googled it. it means it's from the website www.heavenandearthdesigns.com where they not only have this pattern you can buy to cross stitch but HUNDREDS more just like it! wait, what? cross stitch?! princess & fairies & dragons?! i know crocheting is super trendy right now but cross stitching is a whole other level of crazy. and cross stitching a freaking dragon is almost unspeakable. if you cross stitch dragons please never introduce yourself to me. whhhhhy would you ever pin such a thing? you want people to KNOW you do this crap? well obviously you are more delusional than salvageable because that means not only you don't care that people know but that you want to connect with others who do the same scary things in their spare time. i'm almost as unsupportive of this as i am World of Warcraft (WoW). i do not care how offensive i am for saying this; dragons are socially not acceptable. and if you own a dragon shirt, you should burn it, please and thank you. 

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STUPIN

i have no words.

i know i don't like kids.
but WTF is this?!?!?!?!?!?!?


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STUPIN

the child bride.

  i'm the first to admit that i am not one for weddings. unlike most single (or hey, even married) women on pinterest i do not have a wedding board entitled something like, "what will be the best day of my life" but i definitely have nothing against anyone who does have one, to each their own. what i can't get past is the ridiculousness when it comes to some people and their "dream wedding." so lets discuss this (stu)pin here...

  okay cool, you loved disney movies growing up (hey, i do even now) and you always wanted that fairy tale wedding where you felt like a princess. i have no issues for feeling special on your wedding day but umm can we say CHILDHOOD ISSUES??? you are not ten anymore!! the hot pink lipstick and plastic crown that is spray painted silver doesn't look good on you honey. i'm sorry if mommy or daddy didn't get you everything you wanted at the disney store growing up but it's time you put away your craziness so you don't have a lifetime of regret when you look at your wedding pictures. and what about the man in all this?? you think you are going to find a sane male who will be okay with you dressing up like you're a CARTOON on the day you are supposed to be joined as one for life?! trust me, it aint gonna happen. he is either not going to be okay with it or he is not going to be sane. take your pick. all in the name of your stupid princess wedding dress.

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STUPIN

it is a stupin.

 i'm a student. an online student. which means i surf the internetz all day while doing school. i'm also usually pinning the crap out of things on the virtual pin board called pinterest. i really do try to pin good things but often times i am blow away by the dumbest stuff people put on there. this blog is to show, discuss and analyze those stupid pins or as i now refer to them, stupins. please feel free to comment or add things as needed.

-L