bacon awareness.

this is going to be the start of a series called "stupid tattoo pins" (just fyi)

i am not ashamed to admit that i really do love bacon. like a lot. i had a phase back in 2008/9 where i ate it like at least once a week. i even have a bacon band aid tin wallet. (no, but for realZ). so i UNDERSTAND the love of bacon.

i also am not ashamed to admit that i don't hate tattoos. Miami Ink, L.A. Ink, N.Y. Ink, you name it, i've watched it.

but i do not think that bacon + tattoos = a good idea. i mean really what are you trying to say here? and most importantly, why the hell did you pin it?! okay. that's all i got.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

your butt crack is untied...

Chemin de Fer jeans. I liked the button ups that didn't button at the top

1. i don't understand your caption

b. this jeans are the most unattractive pair of pants i've ever seen

3. yes, i do know that i switched from a number to a letter to a number, it's funny. laugh. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

i don't need the recipe.

this is a whole other level of cannibalism. 

...and just to clarify, a bacon diaper is NEVER okay.

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

Penis Advisory.

PARENTAL ADVISORY!

(it's not THAT bad but i wouldn't want to answer the questions children would be asking about this stupin) 

speechless. in the bad way.


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STUPIN

there's no ME in pinterest.

no caption

Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN