scawy elephant.

woahw.

if you know me you know my feelings towards anyone under the age of 18 aren't always SUPER positive...& if you don't know me, well that might be for the best. anywayzzz, i'm afraid. i'm afraid for the future of this child. i'm afraid for the parents as members of our society. & i'm afraid for anyone who has ever repinned this. 

okay soooooooo, is it just my dirty mind OR IS THE BABY GRABBING HIS OWN JUNK?!?! (told you it was probably best not to know me...and i'm assuming it's a male because, well it looks like one. & there are only shades of blue & gray involved in this picture.) 

now let's talk about the "ears." everyone knows that dumbo was made fun of, so why the hell would you purposely give your offspring large crocheted ones? i'm not really into the cross stitching, crocheting, knitting, whatever it is you do with yarn fad, but i'm sure there is something else you can make! if not, just stop going to joanns & stop buying the yarn. 

last but not least, what's the that baby's face??

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

364.

cute

don't get me wrong. christmas time is VERY romantic. it's cold, there's fires & presents involved. it's totally a time for love. but having sex on christmas is not on my "things to do before i die" list. mostly because umm, hello! christmas is about JESUS! & thinking about having sex with someone & jesus in the same thought = totally awk. who puts these list together anyway? i don't care if you're christian or not. christmas comes from celebrating the birth of christ. & even if you just celebrate it the santa way, that's still ew. he might have a beard, but ol' st. nick & his elves don't really "get me going." why do people not THINK before they post things things?!

great, now i just want it to be christmas.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

guys, let's call the exterminator.

my rat (;

it's bad enough when people get cray cray obsessed with their little yippy dogs but this is a WHOLE different level!! i'm sorrynotsorry but having a rat as a pet is not okay. and it's photo sesh in the EFFING sink is disgusting. please don't pin this crap. thank you. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

am i supposed to want to eat it? *confused*

a million thanks to amelia g. aka GZ for this stupin. 

This Photo Will Change Your Life- Micro-Piglet Hugs a Strawberry

uhhmmm, this photo did not change my life. lies, all lies. what the eff is going on here? since when did the world have "micro piglets?" and you're not fooling anyone with that FAKE strawberry!! the "micro piglet" is obviously sleeeeping on the (FAKE) strawberry, not hugging it. we have to start teaching people what a proper hug is, great.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN 

and you thought the rat tail was bad??

it's time to start updating stupin again. (aka i've run out of dr. quinn, medicine woman episodes to watch.)

this is awesome.

no. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

creeper is nerrrr in style.

Made in 1979.

clowns are creepy. no matter if it is 1979 or 2033, clowns are creepy. people who like clowns are creepy. movies about clowns are creepy (It). & mugs in the shape of clowns are especially creepy. the only acceptable place for this mug is no where! & certainly NOT pinterest.

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

sorry i'm a vegetarian, i don't eat kitty.

sorry for the delay, i've got some baby mama drama goin on (...or lots of Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman on my DVR) but i'm coming back with hello kitty stupin TRES!

okay, okay i'm no "foodie" (whatever the hell that means) but this looks like sushi to me. more like wanna be sushi, cause there's nothing but rice in there. i don't know, i could be 100% wrong. i'm no asian but who would want to spend that much time making this intricate rice roll of some sort just so they could say they ATE hello kitty? and above all questions, why has it been PINNED so many times?


this pin has officially be classified as a...

STUPIN

bacon awareness.

this is going to be the start of a series called "stupid tattoo pins" (just fyi)

i am not ashamed to admit that i really do love bacon. like a lot. i had a phase back in 2008/9 where i ate it like at least once a week. i even have a bacon band aid tin wallet. (no, but for realZ). so i UNDERSTAND the love of bacon.

i also am not ashamed to admit that i don't hate tattoos. Miami Ink, L.A. Ink, N.Y. Ink, you name it, i've watched it.

but i do not think that bacon + tattoos = a good idea. i mean really what are you trying to say here? and most importantly, why the hell did you pin it?! okay. that's all i got.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

your butt crack is untied...

Chemin de Fer jeans. I liked the button ups that didn't button at the top

1. i don't understand your caption

b. this jeans are the most unattractive pair of pants i've ever seen

3. yes, i do know that i switched from a number to a letter to a number, it's funny. laugh. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

i don't need the recipe.

this is a whole other level of cannibalism. 

...and just to clarify, a bacon diaper is NEVER okay.

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

Penis Advisory.

PARENTAL ADVISORY!

(it's not THAT bad but i wouldn't want to answer the questions children would be asking about this stupin) 

speechless. in the bad way.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

there's no ME in pinterest.

no caption

Jason (brother)

Joe and Jenny

My Beautiful Princess!

My Rat (;

pretty feel for me and my best lady on my special day ;)

i've been meaning to talk to you about this for awhile. pinterest ≠ facebook. please do not post your own photos. also pinterest ≠ instagram. please do not post photos of you throughout your day. if you do either of these things, people are going to think you're stupid. and that's not my fault.

i mean come on, a picture of your RAT?! i didn't want to know you had an effing rat. i don't want to know anything about rats!!

and pictures of your brother Jason, Joe & Jenny (who ever the hell they are) and not to be rude but your princess ain't beautiful. not only does "she" look like a boy but i'm pretty sure that's one of the ugliest kids i've ever seen. go ahead, be offended. we all know i can't stand children & we are all thinking it, i just said it. take of your ridiculous Mommy goggles off and welcome to the real world, your kid ain't cute.

lets all make a pact right now to never post stupid random pictures of our own lives. *exhale* thank you!


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

Fly Away, Kitty.

Eva hello kitty flight, can't wait to travel with it ;)

i know people love hello kitty n stuff but it's starting to get out of hand... example 2. like really, not only do i only fly in my private jumbo jet, i have to fly in my hello kitty private jumbo jet complete with hello kitty luggage cart car thing for all my hello kitty luggage. i don't know how asians make enough money to have all this stuff, but they need to tell me their business secrets.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

forget me nots.

stacy l. has done it again, she has sent in another amazing stupin, thanks grrrrl.

bouquet picture idea

"that is just a picture of a bouquet. it is not anything special. are you really concerned, "crap! what if it is my wedding day and i forget to tell my photographer, 'be sure to take a picture of just my bouquet at an obscure angle!!!!' that would just DESTROY my perfect day!!!"???"




this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

slipper sweepers.

thank you samantha o. for your glorious stupins! always appreciated :)

ridiculous

i know when i get tired but have to sweep the floor i look around for my sweeping slippers since they work SO well...oh wait, no i don't! i like that shade of green but really this is the dumbest thing ever. let me hot glue gun on a mini broom & dust pan and pretend that its awesome. but really, please don't. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

peel it off.

gracias to one of my best friend stacy l. for sending in this stupin, sorry its been awhile since you sent it to me. i've just had to have a few weeks to wrap my brain around the stupidness. thanks sugar!

so cute

"i find it wildly inappropriate to put fruit in compromising positions and call it 'cute'....."




this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

button on up.

okay, okay i know there is no picture & a lot of words on this post but just read through. you'll be alright.


LOOK! i made a button! (over there -> & \/ )  no, its not something i found on pinterest. its something for YOUR blog!

[how to:] copy the html code under the "stupin where pins meet stupid" box. then go to your blog. add an html/code gadget and paste that sucker right on in there. it's really not hard, even a stupinner could do it. and it lets all your friends know that you are cool & read stupin!

come on, you know you want to. so do it. & tell you friends.

AND look at my friends' buttons i already have on there!

What I Wore Wednesday (aka sam & charlie) is samantha o.'s blog where she posts about her cute hair dresser life with adorable husband charlie & what she wears on wednesdays.

The Ista Diaries is a fashion/lifestyle blog by sarah steffen runyon that i found through a mutual friend. she's just getting started and posts the BEST things, so help me help her, read her blog & post her button too!



*p.s. thanks to Oikology 101 for teaching me how to make my own button. if you are looking for a way to make a button for your blog go check this website out. i'll be putting up her button for awhile to say thanks & because she's not stupid, she's oh so very smart.

spoon fed.

sorry for the slowness lately. im back to having nothing to do all day so look for frequent updates for the next few weeks! 

i don't understand...am i supposed to want to eat the baby? i don't know. i'm kind of too overwhelmed by the stupidness to type. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

good bye kitty.

i have many MANY hello kitty stupins but this one is just upsetting.

and not to be racist but how much do you want to bet that there is an asian in there?



this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

can you please pass the canned chicken?

thank you again samantha o. for sending this stupin in!

well, that's just nasty

Happy Belated Easters!!
hope your holiday was a bit better than this "fully cooked homestyle goodness."



this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

no, that hole is supposed to be there.

stupin can not escape the woman/pregnant/baby scariness. it's just not possible.

omg

not even "but it was the 80's" could justify this photo. thank goodness you had a shoulder shawl though in case your shoulders got cold. and that corsage, wow you must be going somewhere really fancy where there are a lot of people. good thing the designer of your dress wasn't blind...just delisional! 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

rain, rain, go away...

brought to you by the EVER so lovely samantha o...

don't forget your rain coat. that would be awkward.

the case they should be pleading is insanity.



this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

society, shmosociety.

there's a reoccurring theme here...

the facts:

i know im a bit chubsy and i could loose more than a few lbs.
i actually really love victoria's secret.
yes, some girls are just naturally VERY thin.
these should not be the body types 99% of women don't have and are making themselves feel terrible over.
and skinny is not cute to me.



as some of those lovely pins put it:
healthy/strong is the new skinny :)


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

catz converzations.

i know we've talked about this before, but i can't help but be overwhelmed ("i know you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed but can you ever just be whelmed?"...thank you 10 things i hate about you) by the amount of them on pinterest. so unattractive. (even if my roommate K thinks they're funny...)

 

nasa

 i too am guilty that thinking that my pets can understand and want to communicate back to me but taking things to this extent is no good ladies and gentlemen.


this pin has been officially classified as a...

STUPIN

line of creepers.

horrid hair take 5.

line of curls

ew doesn't even BEGIN to describe the nastiness of this photo. lemme guess, you were about to go get your drink slash grind on at the club and you thought THIS would attract all the ladies? well, let me help you son, it won't! your thin blonde hair should subtract the gel and add some class. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

red means stop.

horrid hair take 4.

if only i had hair

this might be some kind of "art"but it's not okay with me. the "hair" isn't even nice, it's all sorts of nasty.  and what about the model with STRAWBERRY BLONDE eyebrows & facial hair? no good super cuts, no good.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

alwys trshy nvr clssy.

horrid hair take 3.

PBR PABST BLUE Ribbon beer can tin flower hair by ClassyNTrashy $13.00

what do you do for a living ma'am?
oh, well i make flowers out of beer cans to put in your hair.

well congratulations, you are the "blue ribbon" (haha get it? blue ribbon beer...) winner of the trashiest occupation ever. please never pin any of your handicrafts again.



this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

no sex is not okay.

horrid hair take 2.

#hair

boy. girl. dragon. no matter which sex you are, this is NOT okay! what look are you going for? insane in like a creepy criminal way? cause if you are, its definitely working!

just, ew.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

rub my head for good luck.

sorry for the slowness here. school, work, boys & friends took up my time this week.

during the next few weeks i will be highlighting horrid hair stupins (get it, highlighting...hahaha). horrid hair you ask? well yes, there is a surprising amount on pinterest. and here is our first feature:

thank you to an anonymous contributor for sending this stupin in through my spectacular friend tatiana l. i know i am a day late but i was busy trying to get my hair to look perfectly like this for my st. patricks day party...NOT! 

okay, what the eff? ITS NOT EVEN A FOUR LEAF CLOVER!!! its not good luck, its just plain stupid.


this pin has been classified as a...

STUPIN

call me romantic but here's a dessert in the shape of one my internal organs.

heart gelatin mold 

i've been waiting for a good time to post this gem. it reminds me of the "bothered" videos jimmy fallon does while impersonating robert pattinson*. especially the valentines day one. he says something to the effect of, "showing pictures of your internal organs to each other? is that supposed to be romantic??!" you probably have to see it for it to be funny but whatever, i like it. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

*i tried to find the video to share will everyone (since it's such a goodie) but for some reason i couldn't find it. if you need something to do i encourage googling it & maybe you'll have more luck than i did. 

recess is over.

i know i only really posted things in the "pregnancy/child/mother/maternity" & "dragon/fairies/WoW" categories thus far but i promise i will be moving on to new subjects...after this one...

Dragon Half cosplay

you've got to give it to the girl, her body is far from bad. with that said, why are you dressing it up in dragon costumes?!?! you're weird! once again your whole life screams, "childhood issues!" or really, "any type of issues!" please change out of that costume, stop playing pretend and going into nature with strangers to get your picture taken.


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

take your "art" somewhere else please.

so i know this is from awkward family photos, but i thought it deserved a post. especially since someone had the audacity to pin it.



this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

i wouldn't wear it for free.

when katie c. sent this to me i literally exclaimed out loud, "oh my!" thank you k.c. you made my day.

$79.99  Peekaru

80 bucks?!?!??!


this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

that's just gross...

it's quite unclear & there was no caption but we can all see why this is a stupin. 

for heaven's sake, can people PLEASE stop being so freakin creepy about children, pregnancy and all that it entales!

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

save a horse, ride a...NO THANK YOU!

continuing on our mother/child/pregnancy wrongness theme, rachel a. sent in this popular stupin...thank you rach!

boots+babies+cowboy hats+baby bums = perfect

"?!?!  Those would be some chapped cowboy legs." - r.a.

this pin according to me:

boots+babies+cowboy hats+baby bums = stupid. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

and you thought trolls were scary?

loved these

you loved them?? WTF are they? they are scary is what they are. creeeeeeepyyyyyy! why would you pin such a freakish thing?

this pin as officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

run, the japs are coming.

japanese smile line face belt

i refuse to be called racist when the japanese are clearly asking for it. wtf is this?! the people of your country are so miserable you have to put this torture device on them to teach them how to smile?! and why is she in the bath with it on? are you supposed to wear it while getting ready and then it claims to last "all day long" or something? and what is with the felt and the two different colors? i guess the only thing that we can be thankful for here is that there are breathing holes near the mouth. hopefully the ventilation helps them smile a little bigger...or at least just at all. 

this pin has officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

three times and still no charm.

when i started this blog i instantly had two supporters. the first was my cousin ashley k. and the other was her {dentist} boss slash friend amy g. (aka GZ). and boy has GZ sent in some gooooooood ones. besides being freaking hilarious she has sent in some GEMS for our viewing pleasure. thanks for the triple threat GZ. you da bomb! (as my mom would say.)

round 1.

Baby Girl's Bunny Hat and Diaper Cover Set by FoxyLittleThing, $28.00

"If you put this shit on your kid...I will stab both you and your baby.  Who the hell makes this crap and who the heck buys it?" - g.z. 

this pin as officially been classified as a...

STUPIN

round 2.

umbilical cord iphone charger

"This is not okay." - g.z.


all i have to say is that i think this pin should have a "parental advisory" sticker on it.

this pin as officially been classified as a...

STUPIN 

round 3.

unicorn

bff to the dragon people are the unicorn people.
#menicetosociety

this pin as officially been classified as a...

STUPIN